Unpredictables

I have finally glued my serious cap to my big head, so therefore, thesis paper is progressing. I have a minimum of 50 pages to produce....HA HA HA HA!!! Jokes on me ey? Well, it wont be half bad once I get all my results cos I sure do have lots. I feel like proper bloggin tonight. Release therapy, you dig?!!! Everyone is out cos it's friday night...and the male Jezebels have started sms'ing me. "What are we doing tonight?"...Errrr...How about you come and type my paper for me while I find more references. Nonsense people. So, Vindi decided to bless us with guest appearance...Awww...thanks sweerie pie. This crust on my bread is rather annoying. He is so predictable. He sends a text every day saying "What's up".......whats up??? Like, don't u feel a tad bit ridiculous asking me what's up everyday??? Mind you, I get charged for receiving text messages o. And yesterday text 1 read "Hey"!!!....I wanted to throw my phone at the next store attendant that came to ask me if I needed help. I didn't reply, and then came text two "whats up"...Arrrrggghhhhh! (*%^$&*%(&@U)#U)U@$)U_)@$_).

So when we grow older, will we all wear Pyjamas? I wear only t-shirts or boy shorts or jumpers to bed, but then momsie and popsie shop for night wear. Hmmm...I seriously doubt I'll be making any of those lingering purchases in the future.


I have a pseudo-problem. I feel like my very good friend has been snatched away by the real world. So I had a crush on this one boy, and Me n 'him' made a pact back in secondary school that we'd get married if we weren't already hooked by 27. Who would have thought that my 'male' buddy would get married before me!!!....Unpredictables of this world just take me by surprise every time. I'm actually very thrilled that he is married with a little boy, but I'm not too happy with the fact that for one, I haven't even met his wife and two, I haven't seen his kid...Not even a picture. And it always seems like I'm the one who tries to keep our friendship going but it dies, and then i try to revive it all the time. I'm done trying now. It hasn't gotten us anywhere thus far. I miss him though and I'll cherish the memories....sush hiz life hinnit!?!?


I want a puppy so bad. This is all LB's fault. He recently adopted a cat and named her Amari. I get to watch both of them bond via video mail and they r so adorable when they fight. So, yes, I have puppy blues. I want a white west highland terrier. Since my birthday is around the corner and I can't depend on the men in my life to buy me the right gifts at the right time, I might buy myself a little pup :-) My blood vessels feel constricted now that I'm actually considering it. But i know i won't do it. I'm not ready for a long term relationship right now. My heart has been punctured once already and if I knew what a cardiac arrest felt like, I'd have to say having a deflated heart feels much worse.

I watched Marley & Me 2 nights ago...over and over...I cried boyyyyyyyy...lol. It had a greater effect on me than Slum dog millionaire. I guess because I relate better to the dog story than to the love story. Bidders beware, when it comes to matters of the heart, LP is emotionally and physically unavailable o. I'd rather be numb sha, than go through that shit again...damn. I near died of a stomach ulcer last year. from d madness...lol. How do you people survive after ending several relationships?

Oooo...so I have a crush on two guys and they are both beautiful. Those dudes can never be single although their facebook info states otherwise...lol. I don't believe everything I see on there but I sure hope that bit is positively true. Thats enough revelation for the night....treasure it o, cos I wont be this open for the next few months :-)

Back to siting references *sigh* Nite nite my comupter friends. Vindi, B'Cup, SD, Roc and d newest commenter on Life b4 French, Tiwa.

Feed~Forward

So guys, hope you lot are doing good and are Happy.

I've been slacking this semester...like I've always been doing since I was born....hehehe.
I stopped doing Lab work for about 3 weeks after my Oga said i had to re-start. I was like, Pardon??? But really, that mess got me disoriented m8. As in, "dude, this is my thesis negro". My final project as the Europeans and Nigerians like to call it. Anyway, I've started going back and I actually like it :-)
Hopefully I'm done this summer. I want to relocate people. I'm thinking of going to Canada so I can apply for skilled workers visa. The future is so broad and uncertain but bright...Na wa...gives me a headache thinking about all the changes to be done and decisions I have to make. God dey bah?

I'm watching Slumdog Millionaire. I started watching it last night but was continually distracted by a certain somborry who refuses take a hint. Gosh,...don't you just hate it when someone you're not attracted to always wants to be around you? Makes me want to scream. Arrrgggghhhh!!! Life is funny tho. Latika and Jamal...are u kids kidding me?...lol. Movies can give us hope sha...lol...even though half of it is bullocks, we still want to believe. (Please, when did I become such a skeptic?) I need to retrieve my heart back from the rock i left it under.

When guys are going through stuff, they take it out on you by being cold instead of just letting go and telling us whats on their mind. Like, why can't they just be vulnerable. I'm not saying he should break down and cry except it is absolutely necessary...and not the "booo hoo hoo" kinda cry, but the "water in my eyes" type. Anyway, the most reasonable thing to do is be patient and give them their space innit? Thats what I think, unless someone has a different answer for my good friend who is totally confused by this one guy. My brother too does this...when his brain touches, we just leave him alone or give him a bottle of cold water to cool down...lol.

Current Playlist: Soft Rock
1). Tom's Dinner: Susanne Vega
2). Breathe Carolina: The Birds and The Bees
3). Take my Hand (remix): Dido**
4). I feel it All: Feist
5). Beautiful: Lucy Scwhartz
6). Valerie: Amy Winehouse
7). Mushaboom: Feist
8). I don't know a thing: Lucy Schwartz
9). Use Somebody : Kings of Leon**
10). I'd rather damce with you: Kings of Convenience**
11). Groove Jet: DJ Spiller
12). Hero/Heroine: Boys Like Girls
13). F***ing Boyfriend: The Birds and the Bees
14). The Cure and the Curse: Fish go deep
15). Someday Soon: Katy Tunstall
16). Count on Me: Lucy Schwartz
17). If I ever feel Better: Phoneix
18). Stoned: Dido**

** the songs that i have on repeat.
Bonus Track: T.O.N.Y, by Solange... Love this song. "

I'm having a rest before I have to go back to school. I'll see ya when I see ya.
Stay happy guys.

Miss P!!!

Happy for real this time...

Hehehe...I'm BACKKKK!!!
I told u I'd be back and vibrant as ever. For some reason, I want to be in Le'Meridian hotel right this instant....weird. But, anyway...I Love love love my friends and family...I called every one that could possibly cheer me up. The one hommie in London din't pick up but she called me back and gave me some gr8 belly laughs...lmao. *sigh* that was fun and nice. Hehehehe....i'm still on giggles.

side bar***I'm tired of thinking...I'm ready for feeling...but I'm just thinking...how do I tell him?***end of side bar


Meanwhile, is my blog that boring ehn...No blogger award since I started this biatch in 2000 and gbogboro...a wa veteran...no nomination sef...can I at least compete for older bloggers association or most boring blog on the planet...Oga o...lol. But I love the simplicity of things here...very serene...no traffic, no drama, no Nepa...Less dedication. But I miss my "computer friend" as SD calls it..lol. You are now more than my computer-friend...U upgraded me to facebook friend. Vindi...vindi...vindi...Blogging has not been the same since you were whisked away by the fiend of a community called dumdumdum..."Facebook"...U are surely missed in blogville even tho I get to read your Notes on there...it's not the same. *sigh*..another one bites the dust...lol.

On a real tho, Vindi is a real cool lady. She has the most random sense of humor...I think she should try out stand up comedy. I don't know any other babes that are as funny as she is, and she doesn't even try. It's like regular convo for her and then laughs all around...lol. Keep sharing your laughter my sister...we need it.

Ehen...so I was at the studio last night...lmao...Jokes mehn. I love being around people that can give me a good laugh. I'm no musician sha, thats for sure. Ur girl is too timid but I'd be a great producer tho. So, I'm going to be featured in a skit for a Nigerian artist that is making her way to the top. I can't say anything about the skit or who it is until everything is set in stone...but it was bare jokes making it...it was so incoherent, I wonder how it's going to turn out. I wrote a chorus to a song for another guy..lol. I guess all the poetry is paying off ey? Just call me the ghost writer...lol.

I love life..don't even care that tomorrow is Monday...lol. *sigh*I'm just happy to be happy and alive and I thank the good Lord for bringing me this far in life. I am content for a 21** year old...My mothers Easter prayer for me was..."You shall marry a great man...followed by a loud Amen. "You shall be Happy and I wish you good health... prosperity is yours..you shall live long"...followed by another Amen. And then I got to church and couldn't concentrate the whole time. Her prayer resounded in my head over and over...and I thought to myself...

"Didn't his mother wish this kind of things for him too?...I know she prayed for him to live long...But he's gone now". What went wrong? Still don't know what physically happened to him. But his birthday is almost here...And everytime around his birthday, I get all wonky. I guess thats the reason I was feeling the way I was earlier...*sigh* It's like trying to get through a sealed room with no tools...just your fingernails. I can't reach you..I can't see you...we can't talk...I can't hold you...the things we used to do and say...all fading away...but I will never forget Your smile :-) This day and always. I Love you Deolu :-)


Shout out to B'Cup, SD and RocNaija...I've enrolled you guys in my frequent visitors program. Wait for your freebies in the mail ;-)

Bye my lovelies.

P.s...**real age undisclosed...I know u read my blog...lol...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Happy Day

I'm in a jolly mood
I'm in a Jolly mood
I'm in a Jolly mood
............
Thats what I've been telling myself for the past 6 hours. *sigh*
I'm home alone on Easter Sunday because I'm highly irritable and can't be bothered to drive for 30mins to get to boys house even though he has food. Case point 2, I was half starved 2 hours ago, but condition has improved now as I got some Greek food. I miss home on holidays. This is the first Easter I'm feeling a drag because I'm away from the family. I guess I was just reminded of all the things we did in the past during this season. The endless plates of food, the numerous getsogerras, and the fine Nigerian boys...*sigh*
I resulted to re-charging my phone card and calling all the numbers in my "naija/ghana" list. Phone card is out, so I'm left to watching whack movies on demand....lol.
Lol...I'm depressing myself some more by sulking. Let me crack a joke instead.
Ok, the joke refused to come to me, so I'm going to retire from this post and start a new and improved post before the night ends. Let me call my Padi in ATL and see if she can lift my spirit :-)

By my lovelies...I'll be back tonight...HAPPY EASTER.

I l

Did you know

That...
~Organic food is not really that healthy...
~5 year British Visa is now $592...
~Men fall in love faster but get over the relationships quicker than women...
~Nigeria is smaller than the state of Texas...
~I hate this part right here...
~Hair grows at 1/2 an inch every month...
~We grow into our eyes...
~Before you lock 21, lifes moves so slow...
~After 21, you wonder all the time went...
~Our ears and nose NEVER stop growing....hehehehe.
~Human brain is 80% water...go figure...
~Manchester United is the best footbal team ever...
~Ants don't sleep???...awww.
~Girls really don't know what they want...yup
~Guys are really CLUELESS...lol.
~I've gained 7 pounds....woohoooo!!!
~The older you get, the more childish you become..60 year old men are truly babies...
~Lies have some ounce of truth to them and vice versa...

:-)

Undercovers

I'm broadcasting live from under my covers. My room is sooooo cozy. Whats the point of a sexy room without the sexing...hisssss.

So, theres a Gents vs Ladies fight happening on FB....lol. No one wants to admit the other is right.

My take on relationships is, both men and women have power over each other. Women have the greatest power but they just don't know it. They under-use their strength and let love take over...As my friend Lolly would say,..."Ko ni da fun iya Love".

One

As it is unethical for a girl to make the first move (in my opinion), the bobo has to toast us first then we gel and start spooning there after. If guys don't toast us, we are screwed, therefore, they have the upper-hand at the beginning stages. It's left for them to make a lasting impression.

(1 point to the gentlemen. Ladies, you have to bring your A-game)

One

Babe either says, "well, dude. You're not too shabby yourself you know. Although you're vertically challenged, you do know how to make me laugh...*insert fake cute laugh*. That is on a good day, but on a not so good day, Babe gives the guy esho and tells him she wouldn't date him if he was the last frog in the swamp. It's all about choices. Choice = Power.

(1 point for the ladies. U brought your game. Used your skills wisely and allowed yourself to be caught by the fisherman)

Two

So, the babe has dude and he's putty in her hands. Anything she wants, "Girl, your wish is my command". But first things first, I want to have whats under your pants...She's like "Whoa, son you've gotta work for it man".

(2-points for the babes jare...gbagaun!!!)

Two

The man understands the great power the woman possesses over him. He finds himself doing the unthinkable. Cooking her meals, greasing her hair, kissing her feet. He plays dumb for a while as he counters her powers by using all the tricks in the book to get her to fall madly in love with him hence making her powerless. Unknowingly, the babe coos at every sweet something and bitter nothing he tells her. "Where have you been all my life??? I'm gonna make you my first wife".

(The bloody bastards. Another point to the guys)


Three

Babe...after all the free forming and fronting, she finally succumbs to the mans charms. This is what the young ones call "Catching feelings". He sweeps her off her feet and will eventually leave her hanging in the air until she hits the ground hard. Or, if he really really likes her, he catches her before she hits the ground. So, as girl sees that dude is sweet because they "cake" at night, she starts being sweeter. Calls and sends him texts all the time. He reciprocates but just for a while. Then she starts to wonder what went wrong with her perfect gentleman her incoming calls are coming from him no longer...lol. She starts being unsatisfied like "shit, it's Tuesday,...that fool ain't even called me back since Sunday". But what can I say, maybe he's got instant amnesia, maybe he's sick, maybe he fell and broke all his fingers. Unapproved excuses she starts to make for him when the truth is nigga was hanging out with his fellas all weekend. Get over it girl, he has a life outside you. And her solution has again become her problem. Finding her "boo", she abandoned all her friends, no one to turn to.

(minus 3 for the babes...wharrashame)

Three

Girl, whats your P. I spoke to you last week. No I'm not fooling around. I was home watching TV. "Damn this kid is paranoid, she might even be crazy. I ain't messing with her no more. Time to run away". Bobo slowly fades and in no time finds a new girl, while old babe has sworn off men because "they are all dogs". Thinking he's found something different when the truth is girls are all the same. (ahem, for the most part sha). So his new boo is even crazier, chops his money, shows him pepper, and he's confused. He's misses dialing his old boo's number and doesn't know what to do. He braves up and gives her a ring, she ignores the first few calls and eventually listens to what he has to say. He begs and pleads and buys her gifts. Calls her often to see how she's doing. Damn, nothing is working

(loser ni eh men...minus 2 for you)

Four

The trick that works for all "worthy" men when they start acting up is to......Deny him of all attention and special treatments. Ignore his ass ladies. Be mean to him. Not hurtful just mean like,...click over when you're on the phone and tell him you'll call him back and then DON'T. Don't appear too available. Don't give him many options. Pencil him into your schedule. Call him back 2 days after and cancel. Forget his important events. Even if you do show up, be fashionably late just like any other bonz babe. Appear to be having maddd fun without him even though you're secretly dying and wishing he was with you when those horny kids at the club start displaying affection publicly. It's good to keep some secrets to yourself. It's also good to have a good balance in a relationship. Some might say you're playing games. Yes it's true, but it's like trying to reason with a 4 year old. They never understand and would rather do things their own way although they are wrong and can hurt themselves. Woman must not live by man alone. In summary, GET A LIFE. But just when he thinks theres no getting through to you....Bam!!!...Hit him with a cute text after you live the club at 4 in the morning. And when he calls the next day,...(trust me... he will), act like kini big deal...Hahaha. Works every time.

(Girlfriend, gba 5 points. You've worked hard for it)

Four

Now guys.... I feel bad that it has come to this. The babe that once declared that she'd rather be single than marry any other man has totally moved on. Well, we can fix it. I can't tell you the secret. It has a everything to do with the revised "Girls honor code" of 2009 but I'll tell you this, If she really loved you and still does, she'll eventually come around. BUT....don't be flakey men. You've got to work hard and keep at it FOREVER!!! Yup, even when she's old and gray, you have to keep pleasing her so she doesn't nag and complain and frustrate your life. She's not asking for much. She just wants the attention she deserves. She wants the pretty flowers that have no scent whatsoever. You've never understood the essence of flowers. You never understood Pythagoreans theorem either but you did the math because you had to in order to survive didn't you? So buy her the damn flowers you idiot. And if she's a romantic and likes poems, but you don't have a poetic bone in your spine, that's why hallmark created cards with words so you don't have to stress your brain. Pick up some chocolates with that. You'll probably get some nookie for the very simple, yet thoughtful gesture. Ultimate rule. Never comeback from a trip empty handed. Like, u dey crase? Ask my father, he'll explain to you in detail....lol.

(You've been a good boy-6 points for you too)

Now lets add ur points up
Boys: 1+1-2+5=Five Girls: 1+2-3+6=Six

Actual numbers depend on circumstance and if we go on, no one ever wins so it's best we stop trying to outsmart each other and live together in peace.

Ladies, from the get-go,
1). abeg show the bobo your true colors. If you're retarded, let him decide from the beginning if he loves you enough to deal with your kolomentality. Anything otherwise is pretentious.
2). Understand that men don't always like what we like and you can't force them to. No, they don't want to go shopping for hours and no they don't want to watch the chik flicks and no they don't want to have "the talk" when football is on. Once in a while, cut him some slack if he says no.
3). Avoid confrontation. As long as he's a good guy and he loves and cares for you, bear with him while you're courting because when you get married, theres no escaping it. He has to speak to you everyday and put up with your madness till death do you part....buhuhuhahahahaha.
4). Let him crave your attention. Make him want to you more. Be Ms. Independent. Don't put your all into your relationship. It's the truth though it hurts.
5). Flirt, flirt, flirt...let him no you still have game and can get the next guy that comes your way. The jealousy will drive him nuts.
6). Be the life of the party. You don't need him hanging around through the night. Dance with him occasionally, flirt with him, steal kisses here and there but dance with other people too...Bonkers.
7). Don't always be at his beck and call. If he's hungry, describe to him how to cook noodles over the phone, but cook for him sometimes so he knows that you do know how to cook :-)
8). I can't stress this enough. It's kind of complicated but Don't always be available. If you had plans and he calls you up, DO NOT CANCEL unless it's really urgent. You can always see him later on but be sure that you're doing more good than harm before you tell him no. Then show up at his door hours later....vavavavooomm...lol.


Guys, you do the same from the start. Don't go all flip mode on her after being prince charming for so long. Just be real. Someone will love u for u..and don't get lazy. Keep the loving fresh with time (ladies, you too)...Yessur...Sexy sturvins. Oblige 70% of the time. Yes, SEVENTY pacent. Think deeply as to what is going on in her mid. It's the sweetest gesture you could ever ask for. She wants to include you in her life. Loves being around you and wants to share most things with you. If you don't see how lucky you are and stop taking her sweetness for granted then you don't deserve her. But you will regret it in future, because isn't that how our mothers are? And I know you want a woman like yo mama.

I could go on...Maybe i should write a book. But I'll leave you with this...Love from within wholeheartedly. Love freely and not accordingly....from my heart to yours.

Choco Covers

There is a koko drought in the world. Why are there more women than men ehn? I here camp is where it is at o. So all those that are trying to escape taking dumps in polythene bags, I suggest you rethink. Endless possibilities of meeting beautiful Men. One more week and Lent will be over....One more week. Seems like yesterday when I started this uncertain journey of fasting&praying&givingupMisterPB&beingasholyaspossible. We thank God,.... I just got a restock of Garri and G.nut. Things are looking up :-)

For your information: Chelsea is going to be playing against Aston Villa on the 24th of July in Baltimore MD.


...............Modern day fairy tales should go a little something like............

Princess: To be honest, your honesty confuses me most certainly.
Misterella: My honesty is simple, the truth releases me.
Princess: You frowned when I shuddered at the words you said
Misterella: You shuddered when I asked to put you to bed.
I'm sure you expect much from a Man of my Caliber.
Princess: But I only just met you 3nights and there after...
Misterella: 3nights and there after, not what I'm used to.
I usually get lucky after a night or two.
Princess: Your such a pig,...Misterella or whatever.
Misterella: Nothing wrong with pigs,... or a Frog would you rather?!?!

............................what a fairy tale..........................


About to head out to watch "The Knowing". I'm expecting the worst from such a movie title. Hmmm...I'll stick it out. It's bound to be better than "He's just not that into you".