Sunday, February 15, 2009

Weekend Rendezvous

Ahhh...what a fab weekend.

***Stretching***

Ok, what is the opposite of a jinx??? I'm so knocking on wood right now.

So, I decided to got to some yankee babes party on Friday with the boys. As my road dawg and I have divorced each other, more like the oniranu girl moved back to gidi...hiss...Okpon is my only other friend I can't hang with because she's pre-occupied with the hardknocks of life...Poor kid. Anywho, so I was stuck with the guys and as usual, I ended up finding a comfortable bubble where I didn't have to give pseudo-smiles and unnecessary small talk....Or so i thought. So, I ordered a glass of sweet-chilled red wine at the bar and was watching an American football game. I don't even like American football but I had to entertain myself somehow. Then this guy comes up to chat me up....it must've been my hair because he had very long locs. 4 one question answers and and three sips later, he excuses himself and my boys come to my aid. So, ashawo (my homeboy) and I fake-flirt a lot right, cos we cool like that, but I didn't want to play along this time because the man of my last post was there mehnnnn....lmao. I don't know if he plays drums in his spare time o, but damn...the brother was A-OK!!!...He was dressed just the way I like from his full head of hair, to his lovely jacket, to his classy shoes...Whoooosaaaa!!!! As babes were devising how to get the brother to my corner, I saw that he was fully engrossed in a conversation with a mutual friend. God works in mysterious ways I tell ya...lol. So, thats how I ended up talking to Mr. Dreams o. He was even Afrikan. His name sounds like Aqua...thats what he whispered in my ear as he tried teach me how to pronounce his name over the loud music : )
But the brother was doing gentle guy too much jor, so me I faded and went to play tennis with ashawo on Nintendo wii. After that glass of wine and a few shots of Vodka, I was alright beating everyone on the Wii. It was fun mehn. Me and some girl partnered up against the guys in Bowling and we whooped them so bad, it was embarrassing. Something about his balls going to the left got us all cracking up...he was referring to the bowling ball, but it dint even sound right when he said it..lol. So, Mr. Dreams apparently asked 'mutual friend' if I was with him, and he said No....*blushing*...I acted like I didn't send...lmao...meanwhile, I was ecstatic. He kept hovering around me and I noticed because he announced that he was leaving, yet he was still in the Wii section acting busy an hour after...lol. Boys sha...it's all ashewo's fault. He was very touchy...gosh, just spoilt my whole runs. But whatever, if he can't come after what he wants, o well.

Saturday, i recruited some more boys, 3 of them to go to an arts show with me. Of course, these men were bodyguarding me all night, so as normal, man traffic was coming my way was reduced by 90%...up until the end of the show where i started talking to this guy with a Caribbean accent. I asked were he was from and he said New York......huh???...I didn't even bother asking were he was REALLY from...lol. Blah, blah, blahs and a few music recommendations later, I told him bye and he said he'd look for me on Facebook...lmao...as in, who does that. I spotted some twins that went to undergrad with me so we exchanged numbers. And then I got the number of the drummer boy of the night...lol. He was not that cute sha...he was yellow and I prefer hot cocoa. But the saxophonist on the other hand was....*pause*....*long pause.....*longer pause****..Dayuuummmm!!! That bother was hot upclose o...When he was playing, i thought, hmmmm....not bad, and he has got skills to...but when I hugged him later on, I fell in lust...lol. I love his passion mehn. And he apparently lives in my area...hehehe. Don't worry ehn, I'm just having fun, nothing serious with all 'em boys. It's all business. So on our way back home, DZ had us reminiscing about old disney movies/cartoons...Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Mulan, Lion King and the rest. Thats how this boy started playing Lion King soundtrack o...lol. Then we all started singing "I can show you the world" from Aladdin...lmao...Jokes m8. I had mad fun this valentine weekend. Normally, I just sulk at the fact that I'm in yankee and everone is going red crazy in Naija, and I can't date anyone is this foolish town cos they've all been passed around like std's, it's very very disgusting. Even the one I had something with way back when ehn, I deny we ever had anything till today...lol. Your past will most times hunt you and it can/will eventually embarrass you in the future mehn....my goodness...one other guy sef is in ...I'm shy to say it...is now in the 'music' business...lmao. Arrrgghhh...shoot me now...I am so denying that one as well...It's kinda mean, but mehn...babes have to protect their future post in Aso Rock...you get me...hehehehe.

If you haven't seen "He's Just not that into you"...Then you made a wise choice sir or madam. If you are about to pay $10 to see that crap, please STOP now and save your hard earned recession dollar$. What a waste of my time, money and gas....hisssss.... As in, I was tempted to leave the cinema in the middle of the movie but I had to watch the rest of my money roll away in the movie reel. Mscheeewwww!!! Gosh, I think I'm emotionless these days mayne...as in, iss like, you know...Me,...hate a chik flick??? What on earth is wrong with me o???....Actually, I know the answer to that...it's all the advise mama implanted into my brain...lol. I'm officially messed up mehn...I pity the fool who dare thread upon this avalanche called LP. As in, I really pity PB...although I've been acting very awkward, I let him know that I ain't faking, and I'm crazy and a handfull...he came back... He must either be calling my bluff or really wants to be with a psycho.
He woke me up and we celebrated Valentine our own little way : ) (Puke)

And of course, the highlight of my weekend was me getting to babysit my baby yesterday, and today we bonded some more. I still don't know why that boy loves me so much....hmmmm...I actually really want to know why, but damn. He really makes me want to have one of my own. With the way he smiles,...I can't be upset around that boy...it's almost impossible. And he's so sweet and he knows how to get his way with me. Even when he's driving me crazy, he's still adorable. I have to get him a guitar to play with when he comes over because somehow, mine has become his favorite item to play with in the house. And I allow him to bang and pull on the strings as he pleases...Now, thats love. If any other kid tried that, I'd woze them so hard...lol...just kidding.

So my room is a hot mess. Just did my laundry and threw all the clothes on the duvet on the floor. And with two pillows and my stuffed doggy snoopy, I'm very tempted to spend the night on my clothes. It just looks so cozy down there. Ok, I'm begining to sound too real for you lot to handle. I don't want you guys getting the wrong idea. I only do these things when I'm sober...haha.

Peace out jare...long long post...need to go beddy bye...no presidents day break so school.lab.work.tomorrow. Have a blessed week and don't forget to say your Psalms...I like Psalm 91.

See ya, Cash Ya, Layrer!!!

8 comments:

vindication through innocence said...

lol!! Joker...as in this babe- you had fun mehn!! I got a call on valz day from pops...'Vindi- happy valentines day. I want you to take your siblings out to a nice restaurant'. as in , I was in shock!! Popsi thought I had no plans- that was a deep move mehn!! I didnt even say anything again , I just responded 'cool' - that silly meal cost me £80 squid!! and these are children- Its popsi fault for showing me the finer things in life!! hiss!! I was supposed to be doing £100 a month expenditure (and find a guy to subsidise heavily the rest but nadas- I am trying to buy a house mehn so every penny counts blad!!

Whinshh drummer boy again??lol! Im sure you mentioned about 4 drummer boys...I don gerrit mehn!

Anyhow, the shirts are deffo a hot look for nige mehn!! Im ready to rock it avec my prada butterfly shades and my greyish hareem trousers (after, i rock it with the electric pink a-line high waisted skirt)...oh my!! Anyhow, do I give the douche to OSO or is it the bloggers 100% discount- I joke- I did econs, I know its a business....

and who the heck sent you to watch such a film??? I could have told you that!! Any film with Jennifer Astonishingly Boring would be wack!! Pele- $10...?? allow it mehn! Slum dog is a good look though!

anyhows, took out the weave- I feel FREE and liberated...and my hair grew!! between 20 cm or 8-9 inches...go me!! But I had to pat it down for church...my friend was telling me to do Hajjia Usman but I told her diana ross is the way fwd...

Miss Pearse said...

Hmm...Popsi is a wuzzup guy o...but wait, the bill was spotted by u then...lmao...not hott. Thats hiarious tho, that he trusted u were free on Vals day...lol. U need to change that for next year o.
So, Mr. Dreams was not a drummer boy but he was my ideal guy. He is a 9-fiver, but he looked hella sexy.
Dreadlocs guys was alright...dressed in a suit. Wasn't really attractive.

Lion king guy (had very big hair)...d one from NY had no talent watsoever...I could tell he was very loose.

Bandmember 1 was a drummer boy and that played that night buy he was yellow and all gansta dressed like...so, he was a no-no.

Bandmember 2 was a saxophonist...now he was HOTTTT!!!...*Sigh*
Do u gerrit now?
Lmao @ Astonishignly boring...hahahaha...I actually like Jennifer...more like pity her bcos of d whole Braangelina ordeal. But yeah, I'll be checking out slumdog this wknd.

9-8 inches of new growth???...Sistergirl, what kind of genes flow thru ur blood o...cos I'm sure it'll take me a year or more to get that much hair springing out of my roots.

Aww..thanks...Yeah, u can give d douche to OSO. But instead of a discount, I'll b sure to include a favorite bloggers gift for you. Ki ni size eh???

uNWrItten* said...

na u dey enjoy ooooooo!!..lol
thank jesus i didnt go see that movie in the cinema..ill watch it online haha

NoLimit said...

lol! you sure had mad fun...loving your blog right now!!!...
Off to read your posts from the beginning ...

Miss Pearse said...

Unwritten...d movie is meant for girls that have no clue. Through out the movie, I was like...DUH?!!!...lol.
I guess it's because i'm past that level in my life so I was vexed that I had to pay to listen to old tricks...

Hello... No Limit...Yes I did have fun... and I'm glad d post caught ur attention : )
Enjoy the rest of the read.

Buttercup said...

Hehehe good for u. Guys r so much fun to hang with!

I cant wait to have my baby either mayn..the delivery process scares the shit outta me tho!

Miss Pearse said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Miss Pearse said...

know...i hear most women Poop on themselves when deliverin thier babies...like WHOA!!! Are u freakigng joking right now? I'm considering doing a C-section mehn...lol.