Weekend Rendezvous

Ahhh...what a fab weekend.

***Stretching***

Ok, what is the opposite of a jinx??? I'm so knocking on wood right now.

So, I decided to got to some yankee babes party on Friday with the boys. As my road dawg and I have divorced each other, more like the oniranu girl moved back to gidi...hiss...Okpon is my only other friend I can't hang with because she's pre-occupied with the hardknocks of life...Poor kid. Anywho, so I was stuck with the guys and as usual, I ended up finding a comfortable bubble where I didn't have to give pseudo-smiles and unnecessary small talk....Or so i thought. So, I ordered a glass of sweet-chilled red wine at the bar and was watching an American football game. I don't even like American football but I had to entertain myself somehow. Then this guy comes up to chat me up....it must've been my hair because he had very long locs. 4 one question answers and and three sips later, he excuses himself and my boys come to my aid. So, ashawo (my homeboy) and I fake-flirt a lot right, cos we cool like that, but I didn't want to play along this time because the man of my last post was there mehnnnn....lmao. I don't know if he plays drums in his spare time o, but damn...the brother was A-OK!!!...He was dressed just the way I like from his full head of hair, to his lovely jacket, to his classy shoes...Whoooosaaaa!!!! As babes were devising how to get the brother to my corner, I saw that he was fully engrossed in a conversation with a mutual friend. God works in mysterious ways I tell ya...lol. So, thats how I ended up talking to Mr. Dreams o. He was even Afrikan. His name sounds like Aqua...thats what he whispered in my ear as he tried teach me how to pronounce his name over the loud music : )
But the brother was doing gentle guy too much jor, so me I faded and went to play tennis with ashawo on Nintendo wii. After that glass of wine and a few shots of Vodka, I was alright beating everyone on the Wii. It was fun mehn. Me and some girl partnered up against the guys in Bowling and we whooped them so bad, it was embarrassing. Something about his balls going to the left got us all cracking up...he was referring to the bowling ball, but it dint even sound right when he said it..lol. So, Mr. Dreams apparently asked 'mutual friend' if I was with him, and he said No....*blushing*...I acted like I didn't send...lmao...meanwhile, I was ecstatic. He kept hovering around me and I noticed because he announced that he was leaving, yet he was still in the Wii section acting busy an hour after...lol. Boys sha...it's all ashewo's fault. He was very touchy...gosh, just spoilt my whole runs. But whatever, if he can't come after what he wants, o well.

Saturday, i recruited some more boys, 3 of them to go to an arts show with me. Of course, these men were bodyguarding me all night, so as normal, man traffic was coming my way was reduced by 90%...up until the end of the show where i started talking to this guy with a Caribbean accent. I asked were he was from and he said New York......huh???...I didn't even bother asking were he was REALLY from...lol. Blah, blah, blahs and a few music recommendations later, I told him bye and he said he'd look for me on Facebook...lmao...as in, who does that. I spotted some twins that went to undergrad with me so we exchanged numbers. And then I got the number of the drummer boy of the night...lol. He was not that cute sha...he was yellow and I prefer hot cocoa. But the saxophonist on the other hand was....*pause*....*long pause.....*longer pause****..Dayuuummmm!!! That bother was hot upclose o...When he was playing, i thought, hmmmm....not bad, and he has got skills to...but when I hugged him later on, I fell in lust...lol. I love his passion mehn. And he apparently lives in my area...hehehe. Don't worry ehn, I'm just having fun, nothing serious with all 'em boys. It's all business. So on our way back home, DZ had us reminiscing about old disney movies/cartoons...Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Mulan, Lion King and the rest. Thats how this boy started playing Lion King soundtrack o...lol. Then we all started singing "I can show you the world" from Aladdin...lmao...Jokes m8. I had mad fun this valentine weekend. Normally, I just sulk at the fact that I'm in yankee and everone is going red crazy in Naija, and I can't date anyone is this foolish town cos they've all been passed around like std's, it's very very disgusting. Even the one I had something with way back when ehn, I deny we ever had anything till today...lol. Your past will most times hunt you and it can/will eventually embarrass you in the future mehn....my goodness...one other guy sef is in ...I'm shy to say it...is now in the 'music' business...lmao. Arrrgghhh...shoot me now...I am so denying that one as well...It's kinda mean, but mehn...babes have to protect their future post in Aso Rock...you get me...hehehehe.

If you haven't seen "He's Just not that into you"...Then you made a wise choice sir or madam. If you are about to pay $10 to see that crap, please STOP now and save your hard earned recession dollar$. What a waste of my time, money and gas....hisssss.... As in, I was tempted to leave the cinema in the middle of the movie but I had to watch the rest of my money roll away in the movie reel. Mscheeewwww!!! Gosh, I think I'm emotionless these days mayne...as in, iss like, you know...Me,...hate a chik flick??? What on earth is wrong with me o???....Actually, I know the answer to that...it's all the advise mama implanted into my brain...lol. I'm officially messed up mehn...I pity the fool who dare thread upon this avalanche called LP. As in, I really pity PB...although I've been acting very awkward, I let him know that I ain't faking, and I'm crazy and a handfull...he came back... He must either be calling my bluff or really wants to be with a psycho.
He woke me up and we celebrated Valentine our own little way : ) (Puke)

And of course, the highlight of my weekend was me getting to babysit my baby yesterday, and today we bonded some more. I still don't know why that boy loves me so much....hmmmm...I actually really want to know why, but damn. He really makes me want to have one of my own. With the way he smiles,...I can't be upset around that boy...it's almost impossible. And he's so sweet and he knows how to get his way with me. Even when he's driving me crazy, he's still adorable. I have to get him a guitar to play with when he comes over because somehow, mine has become his favorite item to play with in the house. And I allow him to bang and pull on the strings as he pleases...Now, thats love. If any other kid tried that, I'd woze them so hard...lol...just kidding.

So my room is a hot mess. Just did my laundry and threw all the clothes on the duvet on the floor. And with two pillows and my stuffed doggy snoopy, I'm very tempted to spend the night on my clothes. It just looks so cozy down there. Ok, I'm begining to sound too real for you lot to handle. I don't want you guys getting the wrong idea. I only do these things when I'm sober...haha.

Peace out jare...long long post...need to go beddy bye...no presidents day break so school.lab.work.tomorrow. Have a blessed week and don't forget to say your Psalms...I like Psalm 91.

See ya, Cash Ya, Layrer!!!